Author Archives: Detective Phillip

About Detective Phillip

Being a part-time Detecitve is a tough job, especially when reality keeps trying to sneak into my mind.

Mr.Tentacles Vs. Dr.Octopus

Who Is Better? You Decide! Mr. Tentacles: Has a Wife, a son, and is Ovah 9000. That’s alot working for him. However, he is also a little older, and he is Suffering from Radiation Posoining because people keep Nuking his … Continue reading

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New Desktops!

I Would Like to Apologize to all you Fans out there for not Posting the last few days, We’ve all had a lot to do this week, However, i’ve had time to make some pretty Pwnsome Desktops! Just Click the … Continue reading

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New “Timed Hats” Review

A New Genre of hats has appeared in the Catalog recently, Timed hats, doing exactly what you expect, instead of having a limited amount of Items to buy, you have a limited amount of time to buy it,  A Good … Continue reading

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“Cardboard Box” Review

Almost Any Veteran can tell right away that this hat is ROBLOX’s New Paper Bag Hat, but it’s a box! As for looks, nothing could be simpler, it’s a Box, over your head with holes for your eyes and mouth. … Continue reading

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“New ROBLOX Theme” Review

The New ROBLOX theme not only is a sleek new, Attractive look for newcommers, but it also allows for some keen insight on the direction ROBLOX is planning to travel. The Heading shows buildings, animals, pirates, ninjas, and some noob … Continue reading

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Public Domain Ads!!!

For those loyal few who are always checking this blog, Here is a present! I Made these two Ads for our fans so that YOU can spread the word of Telamons Magic finger! It has my name on it, Keep … Continue reading

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“Roboladybug” Review

The Way this hat looks in the Catalog is a little Misleading. It gives you the false impression that the back is sort of a Hood over a metal mask, When in reality, it is really just a thick mask … Continue reading

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Welcome to the first in a series of Segments I like to call “Blargg” These Segments are about doing an investigaton on people that are often flamed, to see if they really deserve it. We’ll do our best to be … Continue reading

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“Blow Dryer” Gear Review

  Personally, This is one of my all-time favorite gears simply because of the Absurdity and originality of this gear. The Description Reads: “Point and hold down the left mouse button to unleash a stream of hot air that will blow … Continue reading

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New Summer Desktop!

I Had this Idea yesterday when the temperature was so hot, you could fry eggs on the Sidewalk (Cliche for the Win!) What you see here is a Snowman (Or as i like to call them, Snowbloxians) Melting under the … Continue reading

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